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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I am The Toilet and I am here to do The Toilet’s Work.</description><title>tales from the toilet</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @captaincommode)</generator><link>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m66h02VxMw1qmkkxwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/32242547334</link><guid>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/32242547334</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2012 22:55:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>nikihasablog:

help!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8wmlsrqWn1rvm76zo1_r1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nikihasablog.tumblr.com/post/29638335221/help" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;nikihasablog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;help!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/29767214262</link><guid>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/29767214262</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 Aug 2012 13:43:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>HEY GUYS!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I logged on to tumblr today and guess what?  Its still fucking retarded!  Unnavigable.  Click this pic seventeen times to show you like it.  LOL.  Who runs this dump?  I could clean it up in minutes and have it be way more user friendly.  Lame.  &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/29486920206</link><guid>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/29486920206</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2012 12:44:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dót)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body pix.. if u can figure out who I am msg me and we'll kick it. CC required for age but it is free. (annoying i know)</title><description>&lt;p&gt;yeah this seems real.  &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/29486226738</link><guid>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/29486226738</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2012 12:31:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>captainsplatter:

An important warning to anyone and everyone...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/captaincommode/12562445658/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_12562445658" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="300" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://captainsplatter.tumblr.com/post/12439175333/an-important-warning-to-anyone-and-everyone-who"&gt;captainsplatter&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;An important warning to anyone and everyone who uses Twitter.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;DON’T YOU BELIEVE HIM!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/12562445658</link><guid>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/12562445658</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2011 13:40:27 -0500</pubDate></item><item><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luekjrf4Da1qzrab0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/12562078043</link><guid>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/12562078043</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2011 13:27:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>masteradrift:

Oh, she knows how to steal my heart!
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltq7cfMvWh1qd80g3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://masteradrift.tumblr.com/post/12151141259/oh-she-knows-how-to-steal-my-heart"&gt;masteradrift&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Oh, she knows how to steal my heart!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/12190166718</link><guid>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/12190166718</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2011 03:13:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>oldhollywood:

”[Frankenstein director James] Whale and I both...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltt6leP7TU1qzdvhio1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://oldhollywood.tumblr.com/post/12136490923/frankenstein-director-james-whale-and-i-both" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;oldhollywood&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;”[&lt;em&gt;Frankenstein&lt;/em&gt; director James] Whale and I both saw the character as an innocent one. Within the heavy restrictions of my make-up, I tried to play it that way. This was a pathetic creature who, like us all, had neither the will nor the say in his creation, and certainly did not wish upon itself the hideous image which automatically terrified humans it tried to befriend.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The most heartrending aspect of the creature’s life, for us, was his ultimate desertion by his creator. It was as though man, in his blundering, searching attempts to prove himself, was to find himself deserted by his God.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-&lt;strong&gt;Boris Karloff, &lt;/strong&gt;1932&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(&lt;a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=QyR2QgAACAAJ&amp;dq=Hollywood+Horror&amp;hl=en&amp;ei=LdGtTt_CIoro0QGsxLS4Dw&amp;sa=X&amp;o"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/12173127403</link><guid>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/12173127403</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 17:36:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>mllemia:

amoelbarroco:Eliza Blasina, 1890. From the Charles H....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lolmnzpRIz1qabipmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mllemia.tumblr.com/post/12035858442/amoelbarroco-eliza-blasina-1890-from-the-charles"&gt;mllemia&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://amoelbarroco.tumblr.com/post/7815917923"&gt;amoelbarroco&lt;/a&gt;:Eliza Blasina, 1890. From the Charles H. McCaghy Collection of Exotic Dance from Burlesque to Clubs. Courtesy of Ohio State University, Jerome Lawrence and Robert E. Lee Theatre Research Institute &lt;a href="http://flavorwire.com/195225/fascinating-photos-of-19th-century-vaudeville-and-burlesque-performers/5#post_body"&gt;More here.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks &lt;a href="http://www.wurzeltod.ch/"&gt;Suzanne&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/12173121376</link><guid>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/12173121376</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 17:35:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>erospainter:

“A room without books is like a body without a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lljkkgGI9p1qzlro6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://erospainter.tumblr.com/post/5693697651/a-room-without-books-is-like-a-body-without-a"&gt;erospainter&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;“A room without books is like a body without a soul.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;— &lt;a href="http://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/13755.Marcus_Tullius_Cicero"&gt;Marcus Tullius Cicero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/12173113260</link><guid>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/12173113260</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 17:35:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>oldhollywood:

Bela Lugosi in Dracula (1931, dir. Tod Browning)...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltwl7gQajz1qzdvhio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://oldhollywood.tumblr.com/post/12139953534/bela-lugosi-in-dracula-1931-dir-tod-browning" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;oldhollywood&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Bela Lugosi &lt;/strong&gt;in &lt;em&gt;Dracula&lt;/em&gt; (1931, dir. Tod Browning) Art direction by Charles D. Hall (&lt;a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=ZHhOPgAACAAJ&amp;dq=Universal+Studios+Monsters:+A+Legacy+of+Horror&amp;hl=en&amp;ei=FQyuTunyN8nd0QGPkN25Dw&amp;sa=X&amp;oi=book_result&amp;ct=result&amp;resnum=1&amp;ved=0CDYQ6AEwAA"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“When I am given a new role in a horror film, I have a character to create just as much as if I were playing a straight part. Whether one thinks of films like &lt;em&gt;Dracula &lt;/em&gt;as ‘hokum’ or not does not alter the fact; the horror actor must believe in his part. The player who portrays a film monster with his tongue in his cheek is doomed to fail.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In playing Dracula, I have to work myself up into believing that he is real, to ascribe to myself the motives and emotions that such a character would feel. For a time I &lt;em&gt;become&lt;/em&gt; Dracula - not merely an actor playing at being a vampire. A good actor will ‘make’ a horror part. He will build up the character until it convinces him and he is carried away by it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There is another reason why I do not mind being “typed” in eerie thrillers - with few exceptions, there are, among actors, only two types who matter at the box office. They are heroes and villains. The men who play these parts are the only ones whose names you will see in electric lights outside the theater. Obviously you will not find me competing with Clark Gable or Robert Montgomery! Therefore, I have gone to the other extreme in my search for success and public acclaim.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-Bela Lugosi, &lt;em&gt;Film Weekly&lt;/em&gt;, July 1935&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/12173090975</link><guid>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/12173090975</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 17:35:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltwn4l9P8O1qg5teio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/12173080102</link><guid>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/12173080102</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 17:34:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lspk5xpvop1qb614no1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/12173064702</link><guid>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/12173064702</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 17:34:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltwotpvu861qg9fgno1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/12173052881</link><guid>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/12173052881</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 17:34:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltwyxwRyQc1qk5jtvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/12173035757</link><guid>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/12173035757</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 17:33:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltwegmQMhe1qa1zngo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/12173006545</link><guid>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/12173006545</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 17:32:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltjs3osWXd1qlzon3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/12172970912</link><guid>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/12172970912</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 17:32:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>albruno3:

I wonder if anybody has the nerve to “axe” her for a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgvrek0QhH1qezovfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://albruno3.tumblr.com/post/3891764608/i-wonder-if-anybody-has-the-nerve-to-axe-her-for"&gt;albruno3&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I wonder if anybody has the nerve to “axe” her for a date…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/12172956844</link><guid>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/12172956844</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 17:31:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt13xrQt9h1qbztxdo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/11961995096</link><guid>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/11961995096</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 17:15:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltopxhvgIs1qg5teio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/11955201464</link><guid>http://captaincommode.tumblr.com/post/11955201464</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 14:04:35 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
